ARE U BORED?

If u r feeling bored, try these things.

Act like you just met your friend for the first time
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Announce your candidacy for President
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Annoy total strangers
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Ask a question nobody can answer
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Bark at people in the grocery store
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Be a monk...for a day
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Burp the Happy Birthday song
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Change your name...daily
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Dare to be stupid
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Exorcise a ghost
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Go into a bar and ask for a Molotov Cocktail
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Go to your local museum, and try to get kicked out
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Hold your hand
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Insist everyone calls you “Your highness”
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Kiss your elbow, if you can
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Practice your arm pit farting skills
(Advanced participants try with your hand cupped on the back of your knee)
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Pretend you are God
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Read a book a sentence a day
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Scratch yourself - Go ahead, scratch yourself now.
Even if nothing itches, go ahead. Doesn't that feel pretty good?
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Throw a huge party for no reason at all
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