U HAV TO LAF
Santa: Yaar hum sardaar ka bhi koi iman wan hota hai ki nahi, ye log khali hum pe hi joke kyun banate hai. Bangali pe kyon nahi banate.
Banta: Are bangali pe joke kaise banayenge tu bhi na....
Santa: Kyon kya hua.....
Banta: Tu bhi na yaar pura sardar hai....
Santa: Are bata na yaar kya hua...
Banta: Bangali ko joke samajh me aata hai....
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40 Sardar bus se mahbaleswar picnic jaa rahe the...
Bus kharab ho gai driver ne bola dhakka lagao
Sab sardar utar kar dhakka lagaye lekin bus aage nahi badhi..
kyon....
Aadhe samne se aur aadhe piche se laga rahe the
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Bahu: Maan ji, yeh abhi tak nahin aaye, kahin kisi dusri ladki ke saath... Saas: Arey kalmuhi, tu hamesha ulta kyun sochti hai? Aisa bhi to ho sakta hai ki kisi truck ke neeche aa gaya ho........
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10/2/2006 6:44 PM Ravan was sent to court & was askd to
keep a hand on geeta.
He refused saying: sita par hath rakh
kar itni musibat aayi ab geeta par hath
nahi rakhunga...
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Musharaf, Manmohan, Aishwarya Rai and Sonia are travelling
in a train.
The train goes through a tunnel and it gets
completely dark. Suddenly there is a kissing sound and
then a slap! The train comes out of the tunnel. The
women and Manmohan are sitting there looking
perplexed.
Musharaf is bent over holding his face, which is red from
an apparent slap. All of them remain diplomatic and
nobody says anything.
Sonia is thinking:
These Pakistani are all crazy after Aishwarya. Musharaf
must have tried to kiss her in the tunnel. Very proper
that she slapped him.
Aishwarya is thinking:
Musharaf must have tried to kiss me but kissed Sonia
instead and got slapped.
Musharaf is thinking:
Damn it. Manmohan must have tried to kiss Aishwarya.
She might have thought it was me and slapped me.
Manmohan is thinking:
if this train goes through another tunnel I will make
another kissing sound and slap Musharaf again ...
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Women: A wife was not at home for a whole night. So, the very next morning, she tells her husband that she stayed at her girlfriend's apartment over night. The husband calls 10 of her best girlfriend's and none of them confirm that.
Men: A husband was not at home for a whole night. So he tells his wife the very next morning, that he stayed at his friend's apartment over night. So the wife calls 10 of his best friends: 5 of them confirm that he stayed at their apartments that night, and the other 5 are claiming that he still is there with them!
Conclusion of the story: Men are better friends!!!!
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Banta: Are bangali pe joke kaise banayenge tu bhi na....
Santa: Kyon kya hua.....
Banta: Tu bhi na yaar pura sardar hai....
Santa: Are bata na yaar kya hua...
Banta: Bangali ko joke samajh me aata hai....
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40 Sardar bus se mahbaleswar picnic jaa rahe the...
Bus kharab ho gai driver ne bola dhakka lagao
Sab sardar utar kar dhakka lagaye lekin bus aage nahi badhi..
kyon....
Aadhe samne se aur aadhe piche se laga rahe the
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Bahu: Maan ji, yeh abhi tak nahin aaye, kahin kisi dusri ladki ke saath... Saas: Arey kalmuhi, tu hamesha ulta kyun sochti hai? Aisa bhi to ho sakta hai ki kisi truck ke neeche aa gaya ho........
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10/2/2006 6:44 PM Ravan was sent to court & was askd to
keep a hand on geeta.
He refused saying: sita par hath rakh
kar itni musibat aayi ab geeta par hath
nahi rakhunga...
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Musharaf, Manmohan, Aishwarya Rai and Sonia are travelling
in a train.
The train goes through a tunnel and it gets
completely dark. Suddenly there is a kissing sound and
then a slap! The train comes out of the tunnel. The
women and Manmohan are sitting there looking
perplexed.
Musharaf is bent over holding his face, which is red from
an apparent slap. All of them remain diplomatic and
nobody says anything.
Sonia is thinking:
These Pakistani are all crazy after Aishwarya. Musharaf
must have tried to kiss her in the tunnel. Very proper
that she slapped him.
Aishwarya is thinking:
Musharaf must have tried to kiss me but kissed Sonia
instead and got slapped.
Musharaf is thinking:
Damn it. Manmohan must have tried to kiss Aishwarya.
She might have thought it was me and slapped me.
Manmohan is thinking:
if this train goes through another tunnel I will make
another kissing sound and slap Musharaf again ...
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Women: A wife was not at home for a whole night. So, the very next morning, she tells her husband that she stayed at her girlfriend's apartment over night. The husband calls 10 of her best girlfriend's and none of them confirm that.
Men: A husband was not at home for a whole night. So he tells his wife the very next morning, that he stayed at his friend's apartment over night. So the wife calls 10 of his best friends: 5 of them confirm that he stayed at their apartments that night, and the other 5 are claiming that he still is there with them!
Conclusion of the story: Men are better friends!!!!
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