How to Identify the City you are in....

Scenario 1

Two guys are fighting and a third guy comesalong, then a fourth and they start arguing about who's right.You are in Kolkata.

Scenario 2

Two guys are fighting and a third guy comesalong, sees them and walks on.That's Mumbai.

Scenario 3

Two guys are fighting and a third guy comes along & triesto make peace. The first two get together & beat him up.That's Delhi.

Scenario 4

Two guys are fighting. A crowd gathers to watch.A guy comes along and quietly opens a chai stallThat's Ahmedabad.

Scenario 5

Two guys are fighting and a third guy comeshe writes a software programm to stop the fight ..but the fight doesn't stop b'cos of a bug in the programThats Bangalore !!!!

Scenario 6

Two guys are fighting. A crowd gathers to watch.A guy comes along and quietly says that "ANA" doesn'tlike all this non sense, Peace comes in.That's Chennai.

Scenario 7

Two guys are fighting. Both of them take time out andcall their friends on mobile.Now 50 guys are fighting.You are in Chandigarh.