LAUGH A LITTLE
1. If your father is a poor man, it is your fate but,
if your father-in-law is a poor man, it's your
stupidity.
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2. I was born intelligent - education ruined me.
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3. A bus station is where a buses stop.
A railway station is where trains stop.
On my desk, I have a work station....
what more can I say..........
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4. If it's true that we are here to help others,
then, what exactly are the others here for?
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5. Since light travels faster than sound,
people appear bright until you hear them speak.
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6. How come "abbreviated" is such a long word?
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7. Money is not everything. There's Mastercard & Visa.
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8. One should love animals. They are so tasty.
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9. Save water. Shower with your girl friend.
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10. Love thy neighbour. But don't get caught.
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11: Behind every successful man, there is a woman.
And behind every unsuccessful man, there are two.
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12: Every man should marry.
After all, happiness is not the only thing in life.
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13: The wise never marry,
and when they marry they become otherwise.
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14: Success is a relative term. It brings so many
relatives.
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15: Never put off the work till tomorrow,
what you can put off today.
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16: Love is photogenic. It needs darkness to develop.
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17: Children in backseats cause accidents.
Accidents in backseats cause children.
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18: "Your future depends on your dreams". So go to sleep
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19: There should be a better way to start a day than waking up every morning.
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20: "Hard work never killed anybody". But why take the
risk !
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21: "Work fascinates me". I can look at it for hours !
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31: God made relatives; Thank God we can choose our
friends.
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32: When two's company, three's the result !
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33: A dress is like a barbed fence.
It protects the premises without restricting the
view.
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34: The more you learn, the more you know,
The more you know, the more you forget
The more you forget, the less you know
So.. why learn
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35: Q: What's the difference between Biology and
Sociology?
A: When the baby look like the father, its Biology.
When the baby looks like the neighbor, its
Sociology.
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36: Q: What is the difference between a good secretary
& an excellent one?
A: A good secretary says, "Good morning, sir." & an
excellent secretary says, "It's morning, sir.
if your father-in-law is a poor man, it's your
stupidity.
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2. I was born intelligent - education ruined me.
----------------------------------------------------
3. A bus station is where a buses stop.
A railway station is where trains stop.
On my desk, I have a work station....
what more can I say..........
----------------------------------------------------
4. If it's true that we are here to help others,
then, what exactly are the others here for?
----------------------------------------------------
5. Since light travels faster than sound,
people appear bright until you hear them speak.
----------------------------------------------------
6. How come "abbreviated" is such a long word?
-------------------------------------------------
7. Money is not everything. There's Mastercard & Visa.
----------------------------------------------------
8. One should love animals. They are so tasty.
----------------------------------------------------
9. Save water. Shower with your girl friend.
----------------------------------------------------
10. Love thy neighbour. But don't get caught.
----------------------------------------------------
11: Behind every successful man, there is a woman.
And behind every unsuccessful man, there are two.
----------------------------------------------------
12: Every man should marry.
After all, happiness is not the only thing in life.
----------------------------------------------------
13: The wise never marry,
and when they marry they become otherwise.
----------------------------------------------------
14: Success is a relative term. It brings so many
relatives.
----------------------------------------------------
15: Never put off the work till tomorrow,
what you can put off today.
----------------------------------------------------
16: Love is photogenic. It needs darkness to develop.
----------------------------------------------------
17: Children in backseats cause accidents.
Accidents in backseats cause children.
----------------------------------------------------
18: "Your future depends on your dreams". So go to sleep
----------------------------------------------------
19: There should be a better way to start a day than waking up every morning.
----------------------------------------------------
20: "Hard work never killed anybody". But why take the
risk !
----------------------------------------------------
21: "Work fascinates me". I can look at it for hours !
----------------------------------------------------
31: God made relatives; Thank God we can choose our
friends.
----------------------------------------------------
32: When two's company, three's the result !
----------------------------------------------------
33: A dress is like a barbed fence.
It protects the premises without restricting the
view.
----------------------------------------------------
34: The more you learn, the more you know,
The more you know, the more you forget
The more you forget, the less you know
So.. why learn
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35: Q: What's the difference between Biology and
Sociology?
A: When the baby look like the father, its Biology.
When the baby looks like the neighbor, its
Sociology.
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36: Q: What is the difference between a good secretary
& an excellent one?
A: A good secretary says, "Good morning, sir." & an
excellent secretary says, "It's morning, sir.
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