HOW 2 CATCH A LION

How to catch a Lion:
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>Newton's Method:
>Let, the lion catch you. For every action there is
>equal and opposite reaction.Implies you caught lion
>
>Einstein Method:
>Run in the direction opposite to that of the lion.Due to higher relative
>velocity, the lion will also run faster and will get tired soon.
>Now you
>can trap it easily.
>
>Schrodinger Method:
>At any given moment, there is a positive probability that lion to be in
>the cage. So set the trap, sit down and wait.
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>Inverse Transformation Method:
>We place a spherical cage in the forest and enter
>it.Perform an inverse transformation with respect to lion. Lion is in
>and we are out.
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>Thermodynamic Procedure:
>We construct a semi-permeable membrane which allows
>everything to pass it except lions. Then sweep the entire forest with
>it.
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>Integration Differential Method:
>Integrate the forest over the entire area. The lion
>is some where in the result. So differentiate the result PARTIALLY w.r.t
>lion to trace out the
>lion
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>Software Engineer Method:
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>Catch a cat and claim that your testing has proven that its a Lion. If
>anyone comes back with issues tell that you will upgrade it
>to Lion.
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>Indian Police Method:
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>catch any animal and interrogate it to accept that its a Lion.
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>GOT FRUSTRATED
>
>Now lets kill the lion...
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>Rajnikanth-Chiranjeevi Method :
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>Keep warning the lion that u may come and attack
>anytime. The lion will live in fear and die soon in fear itself.
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>Ramarajan Method :
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>Remove the make-up and put it over lion. The lion will die
>notwithstanding that heavy weight.
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>Jayalalitha Method:
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>Send Police commissioner Muthukaruppan around 2AM
>and kill it, while it's sleeping !
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>Manirathnam Method (director):
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>Make sure the lion does not get sun light and put
>the lion in a dark room with a single candle lighted.Keep murmuring
>something in its ears. The
>lion will be highly irritated and commit suicide.
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>Karan Johar Method (director):
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>Send a lioness into the forest. our lion and lioness
>fall in love with each other. Send another lioness in to t he
>forest,followed by another lion. First lion loves the first lioness and
>the second lion loves the 2nd lioness. But 2nd lioness loves both lions.
>Now send another lioness(third) into the forest. You
>don't understand right...
>ok....read it after 15 yrs, then also u wont !
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>Yash Chopra method (director):
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>Take the lion to Australia or US.. and kill it in a
>good scenic location.
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>Govinda method:
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>Continuously dance before the lion for 5 or 6 days.
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>Rahul dravid method:
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>Ask the lion to bowl at u.U bat
>for 200 balls and
>score 1 run.
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>Menaka Gandhi method:
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>save the lion from a danger and feed him with some
>vegetables continuously.
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>George bush method:
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>Link the lion with osama bin laden and shoot him.